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Ow!
Ugh.

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Ow, my back.

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Son of a gun.

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Are you feeling old?

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He's just an old man, Deborah.
Don't worry about him.

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I'm not a young man anymore.

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I'm old.
I know that.

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I see it in the mirror
every day.

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I've got aches and pains,
fuckin' hair falling out

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of my head like some sort
of goddamn witch's curse.

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I'm a dogshit old man.

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Dogshit.

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The kids see me on the
street and they scream,

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thinking I've laid
a curse on them.

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Mayhaps I have.

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Mayhaps I've cursed them with
the knowledge of what's to come.

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All I know is I can't
turn back the clock.

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Of course, there's one
other thing I know,

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and that's... good coffee.

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And this, my friends,
is good coffee

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from the hills of
Peru to your cup.

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Christ on the cross,
that's a good brew.

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Morning, Gar, have
you seen my new mug yet?

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You see, it says

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"Carpe Coffee. And then I'll
get around to the Diem."

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Isn't that such a scream?

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I don't understand what that...

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"Carpe Diem."
Seize the day.

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Seize the...

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Oh, seize the coffee and then
we'll get around to the...

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That's a long...
That's a long way to go.

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Right.

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Okay, anyway, I've got
a new case for you.

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The victim's a student
at the local high school

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named Jesse Fultz.

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Apparently he overdosed
on a new drug

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going around the
school called D.

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Tell him, Marito.

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It's got demon qualities
written all over it.

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I gave it to some lab rats
and they went crazy, dawg.

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And then "boom!"
They went into a coma.

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So, what, you want me
to go undercover

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and pretend I'm a teen
and find the drugs?

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'Cause news flash, guys,
I'm a bit old for that.

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I'm a dogshit-ass old man,
just like the ad says.

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Uh, what ad?

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Oh, I saw that ad.
The coffee from Peru?

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Yeah.

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Well, regardless of this, you
know, you are going undercover.

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But in a special way.

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Marito has combined some
shapeshifter serum

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with a little D.N.A.
from Jesse here.

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You're gonna be Jesse.
Isn't that a blast?

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I guess it'll beat being me.

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Sorry?

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Oh, nothing.

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Just muttering a
little cry for help.

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Let's do it!

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Yeah!
Yeah!

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Mr. Fultz, welcome back.

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Oh, uh... thanks. Yeah.

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That's me.
Jesse... Jesse Fultz.

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Oh, my God.
It's Jesse.

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Oh, wow. Jesse.

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So last class, we spoke
about "Romeo and Juliet",

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a play by... Curtis?

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Oh, I know this.
I know this.

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Uh... William.

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William, yeah.

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William... yes.

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William... now for the
easy part of the name...

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We thought you were
a goner, Jesse.

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How you feeling?

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Oh, um... better.

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Sort of damaged my voice a bit,
but otherwise it's all good.

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Mr. Fultz, care to tell us
what's so interesting?

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Uh... no.

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I mean, we were just
talking about the play.

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Oh, you were talking
about the play.

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Yeah, you know.

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And what exactly were
you saying about the play?

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What were we saying
about the play?

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Just... just classic
stuff you'd say.

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You know, it's a
good, tight play.

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Sweet.
Pretty sweet.

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Um... a lot of fun stuff
happens in it.

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"A good, tight play.
Pretty sweet.

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Lots of fun stuff
happens in it."

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Mr. Fultz, very insightful.

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Should I write this
down on the board or...?

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I see what you're doing here.

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You're trying to humiliate me
in front of all of my friends.

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You are humiliating yourself.

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Oh, you know what?

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I think you're putting
a lot of mustard on it.

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Maybe more than a
teacher should be doing.

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I think you made the hot dog.

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Okay.
Okay, you know what?

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You caught me.
I haven't read the play.

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Show of hands.
Show of hands.

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Who hasn't read the play?
Get 'em up.

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You don't have to
put your hands up.

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Get 'em up.
Get 'em up.

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Oh, look.

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Okay, that's everyone in
the class, except for her.

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Janet, you're a sweetheart.

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Janet, what's your
favourite part about the play?

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I didn't read it.

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Oh, Janet didn't read it!

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Janet, come on.

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Janet didn't read it!

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At the very least you have
to read the literature.

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I don't know what to tell you.

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Maybe you've got to look
at this curriculum.

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Mr. Fultz, I've had quite
enough of your little show.

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Oh,

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I know.
You want me out.

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I'm gone.

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I did see the
Leonardo DiCaprio movie.

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Out!

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It was good.

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Holy shit, Jesse,
that was incredible.

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Oh, thanks.

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Yeah, you know, I've
always wanted to stand up

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to a teacher like that.

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They don't have any real power,
you know what I mean?

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It's crazy.

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Well, if it isn't the
new class clown.

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Oh, "ha, ha."

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Is that what you are, Jesse?

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Oh, my God.
Are you a bully?

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Am I about to get bullied?

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Okay, I'm ready.
I'm actually ready now.

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Let's do it.
Bully me.

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You know, there's something
different about you, you nerd.

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You know, and it isn't just your
weird, scruffy voice.

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Well, uh, I do feel like

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I've felt more
confident since...

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Is his mom alive, do you know?

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Yeah, his mom's alive.

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Since I fucked your mom, pal!
Ayo!

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My mom's a saint,
you little shit!

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I'm gonna fucking
break your face.

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Come here!

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Holy crap, this body
moves so good.

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My nose!

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It better not be broken
for picture day, nerd.

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You're gonna pay for this.
You'll all pay, all of you.

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You're gonna pay.
You're definitely gonna pay!

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All of you!

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Right on, man!

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Well, we're gonna skip next
class and go drink at my place.

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Wanna come?

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Well, I'm
technically working.

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I mean, you know, going to
school, doing schoolwork,

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so I should keep doing that.

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But you're only
young once, right?

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Or twice.

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And if you get a second shot
you shouldn't ruin it.

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Don't worry about it.
Let's go get lit!

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Ow!
Ugh, my back pain is back.

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Okay, come on,
Marito, put it in me.

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I'm supposed to meet Taylor
and Simone before school

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so we can copy each
other's homework,

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like any of us did it.

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Gary, are you any closer
to finding the drug source?

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You've been at this school
for almost two weeks.

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I know, I know.
I'm close.

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You know, I mean technically
I haven't started looking yet,

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but I'm getting the lay of the
land and Taylor and Simone

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are introducing me to, like,
tonnes of cool teens.

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I met Randal, and Stacy, and
Chloe, who Taylor's got

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a crazy crush on, which is
making Simone so jealous.

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Like, she's obviously
in love with Taylor

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but she won't admit it.

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I don't even know if they'd
make a good couple,

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but they owe it to themselves
to find out, I think.

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Yeah, Gary...

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Uh... Jesse.

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No, I'm not gonna do that.

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Gary, you are not
there to hang out.

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Just find the drugs, okay?

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Okay, come on, Marito,
make me young.

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Yeah, here we go, Gar.

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You guys stoked for
that party tonight?

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I know I am.

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I'm so excited!

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Yeah?

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Hey, my dad's gonna
hook us up with beer again.

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Dude, that's unreal.
Sweet!

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Pretty epic, yeah.

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This party is gonna be so much
better than the last one.

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Oh, yeah?
What happened at the last one?

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Curtis and his
idiot friends crashed it.

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Oh.

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But we won't have to
worry about that tonight.

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Oh, no?
Why not?

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What?
You didn't hear?

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Curtis overdosed
on D last night.

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He's in a coma.

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Why do you think all his dumb
friends are crying and hugging.

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Curtis...

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Before picture day...

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Oh, geez, I sort of
thought this whole drug thing

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had kind of dried up.

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Jesse, you all right, man?

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Oh, yeah, no, sorry.
Yeah, no, I'm good.

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I'm good.
I was just...

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What you guys were saying got
me thinking about some stuff

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I'm supposed to be doing.

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But what's done is done.

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You can't change the past,
you know what I mean?

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We're gonna have a
fun party tonight.

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Hell, yeah, we are.

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How old was Curtis?
Don't tell me.

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I don't wanna know.
I don't wanna know!

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Go, go, go, go!

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Taylor!
This party rules, man.

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Thanks, Jesse.

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You know, I think I've figured
out the secret to life.

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If you just avoid the crap
you don't want to do,

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you can just keep
having fun forever.

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No one can stop you,
you know what I'm saying?

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You said it, man.

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Hey, you guys want to
crank this party up?

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All right!

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Yes!

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Oh, uh, listen, if you guys
are gonna try to do like

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a threesome with me, I'm
flattered, but you're 16 and...

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I'm 16, too, obviously.
I'm totally 16.

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But for reasons that aren't
about age difference,

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I should bow out.

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Come here, Charlie.
Come here.

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What the hell is that?

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This is what made those drugs
you overdosed on.

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We found it in the woods
a couple months ago.

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Wait, you made those drugs?

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I mean, no...

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I mean... I knew that,
because you gave them to me

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because I'm Jesse, obviously.

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Boy, that coma really did a
number on the old memory, huh?

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We're sorry you O.D.'d, Jesse.

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But we told you not
to do that much.

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And, look, when we
sell them to people,

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we tell them how much to do...
well, in most cases.

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Unsettling.

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Now, come on, man.

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I feel like my
duty here is to...

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Ah, fuck it.
Let's do it.

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Teen friends forever!

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♪ I love being a teen again!

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♪ I love shirking
responsibilities! ♪

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♪ I love living the
life that I ♪

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♪ was always
meant to lead! ♪

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♪ I wanna oh, oh, oh!
I wanna oh, oh, oh! ♪

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♪ Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh! ♪

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♪ I wanna oh, oh, oh!

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♪ Teen again!

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♪ I love being a teen...!

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Jesse!
Jesse!

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You okay, man?

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Jesse, your face.
It's, like, changing.

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Oh, crap.

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The drug must be messing
with my shapeshifter serum.

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What?

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What.
Oh.

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Oh, nothing.
Nothing, man.

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Oh, I gotta go pee.

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So I'm just gonna go real quick.
Real quick.

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Hey, hey, you're not
going anywhere.

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Taylor...

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I know you.

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No.

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You're that demon hunter
from the news.

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No, no, I'm Jesse.
I've just gotta pee.

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Good lord, guys.

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Am I the real Jesse?
Technically no.

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But the real Jesse was
a turd... presumably.

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I never met him, but the guy
you had so much fun with

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these past few weeks was me.

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So how about I don't arrest you
or tell anyone what I saw here,

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and you keep quiet about my
real identity and we'll just

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keep hanging out and being
teen friends forever.

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No way, you old pervert.

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I'm not a pervert!

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I'm just an old man who found
a way to experience the joys

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of a young man's body.

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Grab him, Taylor!

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Oh, crap.

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Guys, calm down.
Please don't make me do this.

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Why are you strong?
You're old.

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Guys, just promise you'll
be cool and I'll let you go.

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I just want to keep being young!

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I'm gonna kill you.

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I just wanna keep being young!

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Well, think of it this way, Gary.

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You saved a lot of teens
from a lot of comas.

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I had it, Leslie.
The perfect life.

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Well, you were living someone
else's life, Gary, so...

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Yeah, but I was living it
better than he ever could.

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You hear me, Jesse?

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I was a better Jesse
than you'll ever be.

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Gary, take it easy.

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You're lucky,
you little bastard.

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While you were napping,

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I was making you the
coolest kid in school.

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You're probably going to
go back and ruin it all,

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you fucking waste.

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Gary, Jesse actually lost about
95% of his brain capacity

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and will never be
the same person...

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Marito, Marito,
let's say hypothetically

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I could get some teen D.N.A.

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I know how that sounds, but
stick with me, it's not gross.

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Would you be willing to turn
me into a teen for a bit...

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Hell no, Gary.

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For a bit.
Just a for a bit.

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No!

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For a couple hours a week.

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You're a grown man.

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For a couple hours a week!

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You can't be a teen!

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Well, Leslie, do you
have any other cases,

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even an elementary
school maybe?

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An elementary school.

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Oh, God, you gotta stop.

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No, we're not going younger.

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You need to stop.

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Okay, you know what?
Fuck that.

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I'm injecting myself.
Is this teen?

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No, don't, don't!
No!

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Gary, that's rat D.N.A.!

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Oh, shit, am I going rat?

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That's rat D.N.A.!

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Oh, prepare yourself!
Oh, God!

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Oh, my God!

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Gary!
It's a tail!

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Oh...

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It looks like a...

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Oh.
Aw, he's so cute!

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You motherfuckers!

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Oh, I love him.

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He's so cute!

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I'm gonna put him in my pocket.

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You motherfuckers!